Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!
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I see you've heard of onedrive :D
It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!
So convienent
pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭
This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???
I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.
Please don't do this.
Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.
And then they just dropped that entire plotline
they mentioned it once or twice...
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But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!
You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?
Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"
Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"
~~It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed.~~ boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465
Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1
Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.
Oh, but Piefed support on Voyager is still in beta. Kinda forgot.
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Submitting my selfie like...
A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago... If it's intentionally part of the message... Damn I get philosophical about it...
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sudo ls
..?
hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
TO THE UK GOVERNMENT
You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?
This indecent will be reported.
Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….
sudoers getting renamed to grownups
As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.
Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
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IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.
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Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.
And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.
My friends Dad had this game back when I was a youngster. For the longest time we thought the trivia was the game.
I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:
- Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
- What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
- What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
Sounds like what I remember from Larry.
Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years
My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.
I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
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