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[–] blame@hexbear.net 61 points 3 days ago (5 children)

tv facing the wall, bed next to the door, we're having a great time

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

how else am i supposed to check my luck before heading to the skull cavern?? I've got shit to do

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

The feng shui of a dwarf fortress tenement.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's peak efficency.

[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

The TV was reactionary, it had to be done

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

oh you can watch tv from the side?

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My first apartment was a tiny studio where I had a bed, table, a bunch of storage, and a five gallon bucket I made wine in. I don't see what's wrong with that.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

If it's anything like the closet hard cider I made, it would get you drunk but was too sweet and yeasty

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

commenting to check back later for the answer

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Many people said it wasn't the worst stuff they've ever drank (since it was mostly made from concentrate juice I think that's pretty good). The ciders and whites would end up pretty yeasty but if you let them sit for a year they developed this intense floral scent and lost a lot of the breadiness. I had a peculiar friend that didn't like alcohol all that much but loved the mango-habenero-apple cider I made. I made one red and it was this thick dessert wine that was 17% alcohol and responses to it varied from projectile vomiting to asking if I could give someone another bottle.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i played with a friend of mine who always had the need to minmax everything. He would go through all the forums and reddits to find the most efficient build and start destroying the game. Then he would get bored, this cycle repeated over and over again.

sometimes it's okay to just make a little home with paintings and shit

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Especially in a game where the moral of the story pretty much is that life focused only on profit is miserable and you should chill sometimes

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Profit bad, maxing out your grandpa score good.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

what's it called if I minmax but with the goal of fitting as much goofy shit as possible into my house?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 3 days ago

What if I do that with the Cyclops in Subnautica?

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

MinMaximalism

Not nearly enough kegs

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Best part is the bedside table being on the other side of the room as the bed.

A guy lives there for sure.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

putting the alarm clock on the other side of the room to force myself out of bed

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

What's the white bench thing? A massage bed?

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

I think that's a seed maker? It's one of the stardew machines, not a bedside table

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No that bed is too close to the door, otherwise its fine

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Too close for real life, perfect for getting into at 1:50 AM right before you pass out

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

we should do an enders game but instead of killing gay aliens for joseph smith it's weaponising gamer obsessiveness to overthrow capitalism

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

We must uphold Marxist-Lenninist-GreenSuigist thought.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 3 days ago

Grandma used to freak out about beds placed feet towards the door, said it was bad luck 'cos that's how they'd carry out coffins.

There's cat there, no problem.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not Asmongold's place

Yeah, the mouse sells hats and is very much alive

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The chests are full of beanis hopefully

I had to sell off all the green beanis to support my fishing habit. Then I had to sell off all the fish to implement mass transit praxis in the Valley.

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Hittin’ da bed keg

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago

TV facing the wall

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fox@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Stardew Valley. You have to be in a bed at the end of the day and you always start the day in bed. You can also interact with the TV to learn if it's a good day to do luck-based content or learn recipes to work towards the completion achievement. This is an extremely minmaxed home

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

real heads just farm until they collapse and pay the fine as a cost of doing business

If you manage to level up a skill during the day, you don't get a penalty for passing out as long as it happens on your farm.