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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

I'm not mad, just disappointed

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago
[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Stop, stop right fucking now, do not do this to yourself

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I haven’t played a MOBA since the original Warcraft 3 custom map dota chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Back in my day, I defended the ancients.

Now I am an ancient chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Run away. I played that shit almost non-stop for 3.5 years, and the best choice of my life was checking the hell out.

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I had a "friend" leave his girlfriend waiting outside his door, ringing and knocking for like half an hour, because he was in a League match. When he lost, he finally took the 10 steps to reach his front door and immediately started arguing with her that she made him lose. Needless to say they're not together and we're not friends lol

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Lmao what the fuck. Bro couldn't just right click his lane and go open the door real quick? Sounds like an asshole.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds like a him problem and not League lol

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, for sure. He was pretty well rounded....

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

same i feel like watching this game now all i can think about is how miserable it used to make me and how i payed probably a thousand or two dollars on skins for it.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

no, do something else.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This time I will try my best not to make death threats to Nazis.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They auto-mute certain profanity and slurs now, and notify everyone in the game what a piece of shit you are if you say them. I do think they game is substantially less toxic now than it was 10 years ago

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well that's nice. Doesn't get back my $500 though.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I've tried to watch some game play from tournaments to understand why it's so popular and I genuinely cannot understand the appeal.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These kinds of MOBA are largely inscrutable to people who haven't played them for a while. Like 10 years ago or more the Dota 2 International had a "beginner friendly stream" where they explained everything and it managed to get some friends into the game, but it was a rarity.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see something like that. I want to at least have some sort of idea what's going on just because it's such a big cultural thing a lot of people are into. Whenever I watch from my perspective nothing interesting will have happened and the crowd will go fucking wild and the commentators are using so much jargon they might as well be speaking Klingon.

I also know that when someone asks if you're a top or a bottom it's funny to say "jungle" and I would like to understand why.

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I also know that when someone asks if you're a top or a bottom it's funny to say "jungle" and I would like to understand why.

... been a league addict for a long time and i've never heard this. however i assume the joke is that someone is asking how you prefer to experience s*x, and then u pretend that you've misunderstood them and think they're asking which role you play in league of legends. there are 3 lanes on the map in league, top which is 1v1, mid which is also 1v1, and bot which is 2v2 (adc+support vs adc+support). there is also a neutral area that separates the 3 lanes called the jungle that has a dedicated player called the "jungler.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I already understood the sex part, but you lost me immediately with lanes and the only ADC I know of is an analog to digital converter.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The main level League of Legends is played on is called "Summoner's Rift" and it's based on the original WarCraft 3 map, Defense of the Ancients: All Stars, and StarCraft map, Age of Strife. The map is divided into three main paths, called "lanes," where troops ("minions") automatically spawn and travel down.

Each lane is guarded by a series of powerful towers that shoot magic missiles at enemies ("turrets"), leading back to each teams' base where troops are made. At the very back is a Nexus, guarded by even more towers. The goal of the game is to destroy the other team's Nexus. Players each control a champion, a unit that acts independently of the automatic minions. Champions are much stronger than minions, but start the game much weaker than turrets. As champions defeat other champions and kill minions, they level up and get gold to buy magic items with. Eventually, champions become strong enough they can overpower turrets and push into the enemy base to attack the Nexus. It's important to have champions from your team to guard each lane, otherwise enemy champions will overwhelm your team's turrets.

Between each lane is a large wooded area, referred to as "the jungle." On the WarCraft 3 map, it was a literal jungle, so the term stuck around. This wooded area is filled with neutral monsters players can slay for gold and experience. Champions moving between lanes to defend often have to go through these areas, leaving them open to getting ambushed by a player whose job it is to patrol and explore the jungle, called a "jungler." Dividing the two halves of the map is a river with large monsters worth lots of gold which junglers often fight over.

Back to "top, mid, bot." This refers to the three paths minions travel. One player guards the middle lane and has to play a champion capable of protecting themselves while able to travel between lanes or hop into the jungle. This is generally a wizard with large area of effect attacks that can wipe out minions waves easily.

In the bottom lane are two champions: an "attack damage carry" and a support. ADCs are ranged champions that deal damage through automatic attacks and don't need any resources to do so. They are vital to making the final push on the Nexus late-game because often a team will be weak after wiping out the other, so ADCs help bring down turrets through auto-attacks. To stop the ADC from being the dumbfuck "I'm the main character" people that they are is a support champion. These are usually healers or "tanks" that act as bodyguards for the ADC. ADCs are especially prone to getting killed by junglers and mid laners who come to the bottom lane for ambushes.

The reason mid and bottom are always set up like this is because a neutral dragon spawns in the river early in the game junglers will fight over. Both lanes often assist their jungler because the other team is doing the same thing. Slaying the dragon early can provide enough gold to snowball the rest of the game. So in addition to protecting their turrets, they're also protecting that section of the river.

Lastly, this leaves top lane. Top lane is the loneliest lane because most of the action happens at the bottom. Top laners spend most of the game on their own, so they need to be able to win duels. This also means they're easily attacked by junglers, since their isolation can make for easy kills. They have their own jungler and mid laner to help, but top laners need to be able to escape easily or fend off multiple attackers until help arrives. Thus, top is usually filled by strong fighter/brawler champions or designated duelists.

Of course, all of this goes out the window on the Howling Abyss, a level with only one lane and no jungle. Just ten peopled crammed into a tiny ass space throwing snowballs at each other.

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dragons dont give gold since a long time, now they give minor permanent buffs and when you get 4 of them you get a powerful permanent buff, the buff from a single dragon doesnt snowball the game

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

they're like starcraft with no macro or build orders and you have teammates to blame for losing instead of having to hold the L yourself

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I like the cat champion cause you can't be targeted as long as the person you attach yourself to doesn't die, and then you just get to harass your enemies with magic missles. Also you're a magical cat.

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I am not proud of how much I duo’d bot as Garen with my Yuumi partner. A good chunk of my 2 million Garen mastery kiryu-pain

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Totally normal, tournament games are actually trash to spectate because the game is ultimately very poorly designed so coordinated professional play is extremely tedious

If you want to get the appeal find a high rank streamer you can vibe with and watch them play solo ranked. The game's addictiveness is about the solo ranked experience

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Totally normal, tournament games are actually trash to spectate because the game is ultimately very poorly designed so coordinated professional play is extremely tedious

I find watching tournaments much more entertaining than playing or watching competitive games. The way the camera works, with the minimap always visible, lets you see a play before it happens. Sometimes I wish team sports had minimaps.

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[–] Flutterpuff@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I regret wasting my parents' money on that piece of garbage catgirl-disgust

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Orbital@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

The only game I truly regret playing

Like social media and capitalism, it's engineered to bring out the worst in people

Nakoichi they're no good for you bby

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't do this, you're gonna make me want to go back to Dota

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Dota is overall better and that makes it worse. Quitting was the best decision of my life and my friend's

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Dota

Let's not start again together. I'm with you comrade -- just wait for Death Stranding 2 in June.

I was Ancient (almost Divine) about 6 years ago when I pulled the plug -- bought a PS4 and Death Stranding instead of continuing the crack addiction.

Some of the most fun/blood pumping gaming I've had, but I had to finish my dissertation and console gaming is a bit more manageable.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

No shame, but I feel like people revert to their bad habits when times our tough. I definitely do.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Now I want to play again...

I just watch pro games lol.

[–] mamotromico@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

My condolences

[–] ximtor@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Vanguard has been such a nice motivation to cut out this cancer from our lives..

[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
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