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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 91 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's deregulation for ya. It's not gonna get better anytime soon.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

On the contrary its gonna get a whole lot worse, since this Musk administration completely demolished everything

[–] FrankLaskey@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

That’s ~~deregulation~~ capitalism for ya.

Fixed it for you.

[–] HenchmanNumber3@lemm.ee 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I can help you navigate all those scams. Just buy my ebook for $4.99 on Amazon.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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[–] frunch@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this the american dream? Anyone can start by washing dishes and scam their way up to become a billionaire*!

*inflation adjusted

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I thought the formula was to be the child of a well-to-do family, start a tech company in a garage, then scam your way up to become a billionaire.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

That is the reliable way!

[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

Hey folks, I've been asleep for the past few hundred years. Can't wait to see how the profit motive has universally overlapped with providing the most utility to society! Such a neat little hack.

...

Uh oh. Uhhhh... Oh no...

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

"Don't worry, you can just sue them and drag it in courts for decades because they have armies of lawyers. Look, it's just part of the process so we can have Freedom TM(C)(R)."

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago

Sorry, "has become"?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 15 points 5 days ago

"I owe my soul to the company store." - 1946

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I volunteer at a horse stables because it's good for my mental health. I started getting lessons at a different stables and offered volunteering services if they need it and the owner got real confused because she thought I was asking for a job. Like no, I like farm work and want to help horse farmers for free because it makes me happy

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Super cool, thanks for asking