Haus

joined 9 months ago
[–] Haus@kbin.earth 6 points 5 hours ago

I don't know... "Akshually, as a _________..." precedes an astonishing amount of ridiculous garbage.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 18 points 2 days ago

Got launched off the side of a boat near Tokyo in January. Wasn't very buoyant due to heavy winter clothing and the cold water was... something else. Felt like I was sinking down forever. When I did resurface, it took a long time for them to rig up a ladder for me to climb aboard the adjacent ship.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 4 points 5 days ago

I just saw an episode of 8oo10cdc where Suzy Dent specifically said these aren't words. My money's on Suzy.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know that thing where two people, on opposite sides of a door, try to turn the handle and open the door at the same time? I did that with Bob Hope. Later that day I was playing foosball with some kids and their aunt, Bonnie Raitt, came over to talk to them. I was a stage hand for a relief concert.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's like the Bible, I think.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I remember when we laughed at Dan Quayle misspelling 'potato'.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago

Good job, Republicans. Quality statesmanship, that is.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 1 points 1 week ago

M-x Ctrl-? Why?

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 5 points 2 weeks ago

To an extent, you can make an argument for each individually. But they don't mix. After a while, you'd be a walking contradiction. For a fun *exercise, try to imagine the opposite.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What about Nightwish, hockey, and hydraulic presses?

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm surprised they didn't spell it "Yurp."

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