The relief sure is something
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If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart...
I suffered with what I thought was IBS for the last ~10 years. 4+ liquid shits per day with complete unpredictability.
Turns out coffee was the problem.
I switched to tea two weeks ago and I'm down to 2 normal and predictable shits per day. I've also gained a few pounds because I'm not so dehydrated anymore. That's a good thing for me.
What can I say. More time to poop on company time.
I've had it so long it's like a dark friend. It's a release.
Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.
I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it's so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke
Also, if anybody funds themselves in this situation, hydrate or die-drate. Really bad diarrhea is very, very, very dehydrating (just think about how much water is in the liquid sludge coming out of your ass)
That's the food poisoning that's bad, though, not the diarrhea.
You mean like tubgirl?
Better than constipation... as long as you can wash off