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[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

the tailslinger galloped.

[โ€“] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah so the new strategy is to crop off your search query so that everyone can see it's not reproducible and likely either fake or a brief aberration. (And no I don't defend AI I just hate lying for fake Internet points)

[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

of course you can't reproduce AI answers, it's random every time

'First animal to land on mars' gives 'ai overview not available for this search', so that would be my contender for the original query

[โ€“] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I rode to Mars on a horse with no name...

[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It felt good to be out of the oxygen

[โ€“] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Martian deserts, you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no air to go to your brain.

[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

After three days in the desert sun

The planet began to turn red

[โ€“] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

And then I was diddly dead

[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is a Dutch talkshow host who takes on AI in some tasks every now and then and he matched up with ChatGPT to see who was a better lier. They tried to convince one half of a twin that the Eiffel Tower was made of a sort of Dutch spiced cake.

[โ€“] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If the segment is not called "Would AI Lie To You?", they've missed a golden opportunity.

[โ€“] hyves@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

Sadly, not a well-known show in the Netherlands (apparently there was even a Dutch version that got cancelled after 12 episodes)

[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's called AI vs Arjen but it's not always about lying. The first one was taking a picture, the second one was lying and the third one was creating a recipe from ingredients in a fridge.

There's a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they're being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can't resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.

[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Here's the video for anyone wondering. Only subtitles in Dutch unfortunately...

[โ€“] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about ~~a decade~~two decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

[โ€“] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Classic Juan.

Bro, you don't have to be so Epic all the time. Give your bros a chance, mang!