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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Imagine The Walking Dead started in 50 years from now. The way things are going now, picture this scenario:

>A survivor is walking down a lonesome road.
>They arive at a small resort and there's a car covered in dust and dirt in the parking lot.
>They approach the car and check whether it still has some bio fuel left in the tank.
>Still plenty.
>They look around spotting a decayed body close by.
>They search the body and are lucky to find a 'keyless' key belonging to the car.
>There are no door handles and the battery inside the key corroded away.
>They break the glass and open the door from the inside.
>Finally inside, there's still no way to start the engine without the key.
>They have an idea.
>The digital wrist watch on the body should have the same battery as the key.
>After a bit of tinkering with some tools they get the key working again.
>They press the ignition button.
>The displays light up but the engine remains quiet.
>The displays show error messages:

ERROR CODE: ND47089
Tire pressure sensor subscription expired
Please schuedule service or enter payment information
Engine start failed

>MFW

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[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

All this fuel talk when IRL you can't drive anywhere if fuel in the tank is older than several weeks.

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[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even right now. Look at how people have to wait in huge lines to get some gas every time there is a natural disaster, or extreme weather. After a few days, or even hours, it's mostly gone.

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I always have 120 litres of diesel stored at home in jerrycans plus what ever is left in the tank. If the shit ever hits the fan and I need to get away quick then the gas station is among the last places I want to go fist fighting to.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I rigged up fuel lines so my small diesel generator can run off the heating oil tank. I have about 100 days of nonstop power. If shit looked really bad though, I'd be rationing that fuel on a 50/50 duty cycle or so to keep the fridge chilling while I use power for other things.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Keyless start using too much an issue. You can start card with dead key transponders. This new phenomenon of subscription will be an issue though.

Imagine dragging a Stellantis vehicle and using the satnav. You stop at an intersection to get your bearings and the screen same you to extend your warranty.

https://www.theautopian.com/jeep-says-the-repeated-full-screen-pop-up-ads-are-a-glitch-and-not-just-a-nightmare/

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago (8 children)

It still amazes me the number of people who think if the battery in their key dies they cannot get into or start their car. It will probably get to be that way some day because people don't demand more from automakers. But right now these fobs include physical keys for the door. Read the manual how to get to the key and lock before you're locked out of the vehicle.

You can also put the dead key by the start button or some other designated place in the car to start it with RFID.

These are the kinds of things you want to have figured out in the first few days of car ownership. See also how to open your Tesla from the inside when the battery is dead. That's a life or death situation in some circumstances.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mustang Mach E dead 12 volt battery.

To get into the car, you need to remove a small cover on the bumper. That exposes terminals you can connect a battery to which pops the hood. From there, you can open the hood and remove the terminal cover/trim over the 12v battery. Jump/charge that battery and now you can pop the door open and start the car.

Not the best design decisions. Compounded by Ford stopping the traction battery from passively charging the 12v system if the main battery falls below 50%. A software patch allows the 12v system to charge when the car is off down to 25% SoC on the traction battery.

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[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was a thrill ride to read high wow

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

well-written, too. this would make a great short film.

edit - i just remembered my favourite quote from Spaceballs: "Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aside from the battery in the keyfob, what about the car's battery? If left connected most cars would drain theirs within a month or two. Also, if left discharging/ed like that for too long, the cells can start to sulphate, leading to a bad/non-working cell.

[–] dexa_scantron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They did a good job covering that in The Last of Us (season one, episode...4 or 5?): 20ish years post-apocalypse, someone very prepared has kept battery cells in a refrigerator (in acid maybe?) and they have to rebuild the battery before they can use the car, but the battery works.

[–] Hexanimo@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

Literally just rewatched this episode (S1e3) a couple hours ago. Yeah, Bill is a survivalist and has the truck's battery disassembled and stored in a fridge in the garage. Reading some comments online, this was likely to reduce lead oxidation, the plastic degrading, and keep the sulphuric acid powder dry.

Unrelated, this episode gets me good every time 🥲

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think in 50 years we hopefully have figured out solid state graphene film batteries.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What if there's like a dark cloud allover the earth, how many human body should I plug into my car so I could get toilet paper in the nearest Walmart?

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