toy_boat_toy_boat

joined 2 years ago

you missed out, but i won't say on what.

good old removed of Babylon fucking the world, as was foretold:

"The merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her because no one buys their cargoes anymore... The fruit you longed for is gone from you; all your luxury and splendor have vanished, never to be recovered." (Revelation 18:11-14)

i'm not religious, but they forced me to learn about it growing up so now it's fun to chuck it back their way when i get a chance.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (10 children)

give me ANYTHING that's open-source and not tied to google or apple. i don't care if it's shit. i'm old. i just need a phone and maybe some pics and browsing.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 68 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

this is honestly the best thing i've seen all day

"Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?" lmao

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

can you imagine what it must be like to do mainstream satire in 2025? fucking grim. if you want to be an optometrist, just remember that most of the best laughs come from some of the worst places. i just hope y'all can see that.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

but most importantly: white

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

i'm here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero

i know that "nsfw" is technically correct here, but i really wish we'd start to designate between graphic depictions of human anatomy. i was kinda hoping to see some upside-down boobs, tbh :P

that's the first time i've seen this pic of Mussolini. Imagine what it would look like if he wore big suits and bronzer.

i really don't care what they have to say. i'm sticking with de-pose.

(just a joking play on words - i'm on board if we decide to dispose instead. i'm not a stickler for semantics)

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you're right, and phrases like "america isn't america any more" probably aren't really constructive, now that i stop to think about what i wrote. it actually plays to the kind of shit they're trying to do right now with the smithsonian. so i regret writing that. thanks for pointing it out.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it fucking poison. i moved to the us from abroad as a kid and spent my adolescence there. moving back to my home country, i quickly realized that i needed to give myself a serious attitude adjustment.

i don't think many people from outside the us realize just how pervasive fox news is in america. it's playing on every television in every bar and every airport and just about everywhere else that has a television. it's non-stop negativity, non-stop arrogance, non-stop disinformation, non-stop convincing people that patriotism is fervent fealty. it's gotten a bit stale lately to talk about fox, but holy crap their role can't be overstated in the way things have become.

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