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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

That does explain the glowing...

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that's a neo-bluegrass band name if I've ever seen one.

[–] WanderingThoughts 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think "JC and the sunshine band" is also ok.

[–] stray@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like they push Teamocil.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Featuring Maggs, the neighbourhood ho

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Now I can't help but picture Jesus and the apostles as the cast of grease and I'm really hoping it doesn't translate to scriptures being solely in the stylings of a young Jontra.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

So ~30 year old Greasy Josh and his gang of teenage boys? Who writes this shit?

[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎶 "You gotta fight, for your right, to piiiiiety" 🎶

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago

"That which you do to the oiliest of my brothers, you also do to me."

- Oily Josh

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 1 month ago

By the Anointed Saviour, what malarkey is this

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

A pederast all greased up with drugs, that one