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    [–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    Or do the opposite for..relief

    Fucking mv doc doc1

    Fucking shutdown

    [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
    [–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

    please touch my-doc πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

    [–] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesn’t have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?

    Changing timestamps and creating empty files..

    Of course, that makes so much sense. πŸ€”

    [–] double_quack@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

    It does make sense! When you modify a file, you do "things" on it, you write it. So the minimum you can possibly do to a file to modify it, is "to poke it": to touch it.

    [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    I might actually do this, it seems nice.

    [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

    suddenly makes the xkcd much more wholesome too

    [–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    This from the OS that made me have to do a search for "how to kill children".

    [–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    wasn't that Windows?

    don't make me watch the task manager video again ...

    [–] gi1242@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    please remove the French language pack

    please rm -fr /*
    [–] heartbreaker@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    For people that don't get the joke: this messes up your system

    [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    If you're out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.

    [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

    please rm -rf /

    [–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

    side note: My all-time favorite linux utility is "fuck". When you make a mistake and get a command line error, you type the word fuck and it looks at what you previously typed and the error message, and tries to figure out your mistake and what you should have typed instead. Then it types that in for you. If it's correct all you have to do is hit Enter. Or you can edit first, but it's usually right. Amazing tool, and doesn't even use AI, just a list of common errors. It's been around for years and years. Its mere existence really captures the whole culture of linux IMO.

    [–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

    See, I couldn't bring myself to type that; I think I'd have to alias it to 'bother'.

    [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

    alias fuck=sudo !!

    [–] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    more typing. if i set up an alias for it, i'd rather set up su