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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Someone invoke the TAKE IT DOWN act on it

[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, he can be the pope if it means he is no longer president. There is slightly less damage he can do that way!

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

A lot less damage I'd say. Also, the job is for life, and even if he resigned they'd lock him away in some villa and he wouldn't be allowed to make public statements anymore.

Win win win if you ask me.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Do his hands look small? Even AI couldn't give Trump normal sized hands?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

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Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This was Trumps holy Easter message

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

He should take inspiration the one thing all popes have done and do it right this moment.

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can't tell if people believe he is serious about being pope.

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