Turnip: .... I'll give you my Dalek and my T-Rex for your Queen
Poutine: .... nyet
Turnip: ... Ok ... I'll throw in my Darth Vader
Poutine: .... nyet
Turnip: ... how about all that for your bishop?
Poutine: ... nyet
Turnip: ... OK .... how about your rook?
Poutine: .... nyet
Turnip: .... Ok final offer ... everything I just offered ... PLUS!, my beloved Mr Potatohead (he's a great guy, really great) ... all that for one of your pawns?
Poutine: .... dah
Turnip: .... art of the deal