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The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount (europe.pub)
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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🔥

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's weak to that too.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

He also put the kid first in the trunk, then loaded all that stuff after it. Typical.

[–] TransSynthesist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

[–] clarinet_estimator@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I hauled more dirt than that in my 2010 sedan last weekend to fill a couple of new garden beds.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Two trips on my E-bike.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

My scion could fit this.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO