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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the new three-dollar bill?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well, it would be about as legit.

[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Silver dollar coins? Can't wait to buy as many as I can so I can melt them down and use them as Antifa challenge coins or something along those lines.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

they'll be silver-ish

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope you don't mind metal coins.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Trump will be in deep trouble for all that orange paint he sprays on Dear Leader's face.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Can't wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It's what he would've wanted

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What a beautiful way to honor his life's work of self-promotion and trolling.

Anyway, healthcare pls?

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you have no power over me - cashless people

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Literally all the power

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can't see his face on cash if never hold cash

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?

GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I'll believe it when I see it.

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