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[โ€“] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 years ago

The CEO got high on crack and was on a rampage, knocking shit over, yelling etc. and then shat his pants. It got worse when he saw that he was running out of crack and didn't have the cash to buy more, so he got online and made an announcement that Unity would be charging per install because he needs the money for more crack and hookers. Crazy day.

[โ€“] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I trained a serial killer. Hang on, I'll link to another comment I made regarding that...

EDIT, found it: https://lemmy.ml/comment/3725228

Another edit, just to clarify: I trained him at the job, not the killing part

[โ€“] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I caused the loss of multiple millions of dollars in stock of one of the largest manufacturering companies in the world. All because I listened to my boss instead of my instincts. I got fired because the senior foreman "couldn't stand to look at my face"

[โ€“] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 years ago

We are gonna need more details on this one