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[–] 0x01@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I'm not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.

What the hell?

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Because he died of colon cancer!

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Sharptooth!

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

::snaps glove::

Then I guess it's time

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[–] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.

That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.

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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Or mammogram

Shit man, I wish it was my first...

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No it's not! Shush!

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Just here to say... f u.

And i love that movie.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

You know I don't have to watch it in theatres right? I know this movie and also not fit your criteria.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Joke's on you, I've already had like, 15.

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