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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

~~Reddit~~ Lemmy

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 53 points 9 months ago

But tbh Lemmy not having hours worth of content is good for me.

[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@anarchist.nexus 3 points 9 months ago

~~Reddit~~ ~~Lemmy~~ PieFed

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago

There needs to be a jar labeled "Eating", right next to "Not Eating".

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All except getting high and not eating.

[–] ezeno789@piefed.social 6 points 9 months ago

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Well at this point I'm going to have to ask you to stop following me and reporting on my life, it's getting creepy.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 15 points 9 months ago

You're supposed to choose?

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

i wish i could get high. i get too anxious. and fomo kicks in because i’ll be high and I’m a fist responder so … murphy’s law.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

first* responder. fist responder is chuck norris.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

Fist responder totally worked, tho'.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Or Danny Rand, protector of Kun Lun and sworn enemy of the Hand.

[+] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Cannabis is 100% legal in Canada, I find I haven't touched alcohol since legalization.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one's-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to 'that part of town' and ask around.

Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald's in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you're not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you'd get burned/the more likely it is you'd get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.

Note 'central' does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald's. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Punch Wizard lives!

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 12 points 9 months ago

I'm not doing amazing but I have narrowed it down now

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

"Isolating myself for days" and "Gaming all day."

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I scored a six out of eight over my 4 day weekend.

[–] Stabbitha@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I work from home, I hit 7/8 daily.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I’ll take everything on the menu, and throw in some Warhammer 40K for good measure.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck. I’m 8/8. Time to see a professional.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At that point I think you are a professional.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

You are the Brute Squad.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

all but binge drinking and swap Reddit for Lemmy 🤗

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Drinking is orders of magnitude more harmful than playing computer games all day or watching porn (unless you are losing consciousness due to all-day masturbation).

[–] uhhhehhh@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'll take the bottom left two please

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Good news. Alcohol, porn, and drugs will be illegal soon, Reddit will be dead and gone, food will be too expensive to afford, and the only videogames you will be allowed to play involve hunting minorities with Jesus for sport.

Your choices will be much easier to pick between.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Maybe some Saudi Sims too.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Browsing what now!? Ex-CUSE me!? Let me smell yo dick!

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, that song feels like forever ago Tosh.O. 17 years… fuck you, man.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I only recently discovered it somehow. Probably because I'm still so young and hip.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago

I'd say all of the above but my stupid body won't let me drink or smoke anymore so I have to raw dog this bullshit. :/

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 9 months ago

I wish I had all these options. Have you thought about the opposite of not eating?

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

I wish I had the time/opportunity for one of those. Ok maybe I could cry in a pillow. Might do that soon. And I do browse lemmy as much as I can. Well actually I just want more time gaming that's all. Pretty much already gave up on alcohol and drugs...