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[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't tell if this is criticism on non-vegans or if someone just really wants it to be socially acceptable to fuck a cow.

[–] kplaceholder@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Assuming good faith, I guess this is about the hypocrisy of everyone acting extremely morally righteous when it comes to the sexual exploitation of animals and then tolerating, accepting and celebrating all other forms of exploitation of animals. I really hope it is not going the other way around.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not the person you replied to, I agree with your interpretation but then I'm confused with the post title. "Fucking Vegans"?... Um...?

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it because cows are technically vegans(?

OMG! This post is about cow-fucking!!!

/j

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cows are not vegans, though.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it because they drink milk as calves? Then no mammal is vegan :0

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because they occasionally eat small mammals (and insects).

[–] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The title is a joke. Playing on the typical 'smh vegans blah blah blah' and the wanting to fuck animals part of the top of the meme.

[–] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes that is correct. Sorry I didn't think it would be received as anti-vegan.

[–] kplaceholder@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

To be fair, I read it correctly the first time and didn't occur to me that it could be interpreted in any other way until I went into the comment section.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In dairy, cattle are sexually exploited. Cows must be preggers to give milk, so they wank a bull to get his semen, then a farmer will inject that semen into a cow while holding her cervix with his hand up her arse. Then when she gives birth, the calf will either become a milker like her mum, or become veal if he's a boy.

But we don't talk about that. It's only wrong if you stick your peepee into a cow.

[–] RenLinwood@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Not true at all, they've been able to make cows produce milk with artificial hormones for decades now, which is also why veal isn't as widely available as it used to be

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

this is a fucking lie. That didn't happen.

Dairy cows are made into burgers not steaks!