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Ukrainian advance, low on grenades, resorts to Beehives - RFU News (www.youtube.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Katana314@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 1 points 9 months ago

"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."

Lol

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

This is why I hate English.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol