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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ah, a meme from the before times, when commoners could privately own eggs instead of renting them.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well do don't know for sure that the popsicle stick owner isnt paying for the eggs on installments.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Guess it's true, some parts of the US it's so bad they've started freezing assets.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cursed object inflicts psychic damage on the nearest American

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Untap artifact everytime the current US administration doorsteps a country for eggs.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Fantastic post workout snack, hydration and high quality protein.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahh, if it was anything other than just water, chicken broth maybe, you could almost argue you created something.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes the clear stuff being not plain water but somehow meat based surely makes it better

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

frozen plain gelatin. though that would likely be more opaque from ice crystals

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Oh no, you misunderstand, this isn't frozen at all. It's like this at room temperature

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

My idea probably wouldn't end up clear, and still definitely not for the faint of heart.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Still better than a ham sandwich in a fiberglass moulding.

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

How about a dress made of meat?