this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You also seem to have American thoughts in the background

[–] ezeno789@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

"Make America Great Aghhmmmbnn! blw blw blw blw blw blw"

- Trump-Clinton meeting

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

OP needs to be careful - they could outlaw thoughts at any moment now

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

There are no American thoughts at all. Thinking died. Now Russian and Israeli programming are substituted.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Then go be gay.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Enjoy! I know that I do!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Username does not check out.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's great that you can be happy in such trying times!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And I refuse to stop having them.

thinks about sucking his friend's cock

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The internet seems to think that gay men have more enthusiasm and understanding than women about what feels good when giving head, and that therefore give much better head. Comments?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe by a small margin? I'm certainly enthusiastic about it and have never received a bad review; but I have never received any head that was worth asking for again from any gender.

I was surprised myself because I would assume having a dick would make it easier to know how to please a dick. 🤷‍♂️ I wish I could reach my own just to find out if I've just been lied to.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was a very frank answer, thank you. Do you yourself get repeat requests, or is it just that no one is particularly impressed by head?

(My wife has never been particularly keen.)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I do get repeat requests. I even have regulars in a sense. Not frequently, but once in a while a random grindr hookup will hmu again. One of which I've known for about 4 years now.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah! So the fabled but rarely found great head does exist!

Contrats, dude, you clearly rock. Respect for the skills there and the enthusiasm.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers