this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

in something of an expert. You'd know nothing about it

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?

[–] Sh0eb0x@sh.itjust.works 55 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world -3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Thanks, Trumpbama

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 93 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

It's kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it's a shitposting community

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You mean exactly two people?

Or is this comment a shitpost?

[–] watson@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think we both know why that is…

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hey! Whoa! That's not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.

And in person it's easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Only because they aren't yet able to wear their white hoods publicly

Yet...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

So much edge.

If only the guy in OP tried to edge as much.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

People keep saying this exact shit like 'shitpost' is synonymous with 'anything goes and shall not be criticised'

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not at all

Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points

This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it

Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid

I suspect a bit of both

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

someone's cranky, not getting enough fisting huh? hang in there guy, it'll get better.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn't be criticised, but that they shouldn't be taken seriously. Just read every post and comment as if it has a /s at the end and you'll have a more enjoyable time

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

i mean, ragebait is shitposting

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

Welcome to lemmy!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 9 hours ago

Well if that's what you want it's in the wrong hole

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 70 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The big brows didn't get it

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

I prefer shumming

[–] IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The boomer humor kind

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Cringe censoring is cringe

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