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One of the funniest things I've seen on the internet was a picture of Jesus knocking on a door saying "knock knock"
A voice bubble responds "who's there?"
And Jesus replies "Jesus, lol"
I don't know why but to this day I think of it an and I laugh.
The second funniest is one of Jesus raping a baby with a comically large monster cock. A woman is shocked yelling "Jesus stop raping my baby!" And Jesus replies "lol"
Are you okay?
Viable business strategy for Jesus though. Undercut the competition.
Supply side Jesus?
And avoid paying a tip. What a dick.
Not true, I perform magic tricks every time I go into a bar and the bar and beertenders LOVE me and can't get enough. I make my drinks dissappear! ;p
Well, if you are buying the drinks before disappearing them, then of course they'll love it.
"And keep your hands off the sourdough pretzels, you know what a mess that makes."
Show of hands, how many waiters got the one family who ordered just water with extra lemons and then used up all the sugar packets?
Why are there sugar packets in a bar?