Gabriel [the player character] is required to impersonate another man, Detective Mosely, and take his motorcycle rental. ... Although Mosely does not have a mustache, one of the requirements of the puzzle is nonetheless to create a fake mustache using cat hair. ... Gabriel must also steal Mosely's passport to use as ID. ... However, because Gabriel is now using a fake mustache to impersonate someone who does not have a mustache, Gabriel must use a magic marker to draw a mustache onto Mosely's passport photo.
Oh my.