"Sigh, I really wish you hadn't checked your phone." She mutters as her form begins to contort and change...
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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"What about me?? Well, I am gonna be late. Watching the game with Jerome"
Plot twist: Jerome is with his wife at the "cinema"
That's the joke?
You haven't even met Jerome how can you call him a joke
Jerome is Big 😳
And people think honest open polyamory is difficult. smh.
It does not work for most people because they couldn't handle the jealousy.
So it's easier to lie, cheat, get caught lying? Sounds stressful to me.
If a person could not handle being monogamous, and the other could not handle polyamory, they should find partners compatible with their desires instead of cheating on one another.
Consent, mate.
The idea is you don't cheat
“No worries huhn. Take your time and go grab something to eat afterwards. I’ll probably be eating out too”
If you like piña coladas...
Now you know its okay.
I did this, but in opposite order. Found out she was planning something for the weekend, she walked in to a show when she got home. Zero regrets, I didn't think I could pull it off in time.
But if the friend is at the movies, then who the hell is that?!
That's the joke. The wife is also lying and probably also cheating on him.
Oh my god bear is that how can that be?