Memes

Practice, organization and planning.

I installed a parachute hammock at the cottage, jumped in and ended up in the same situation as the comic.

I had to first learn to get in and out safely.

Then I built a small shelf i could place drinks on when reaching from the hammock.

Then I had to remember to bring my book, pillow, blanket, phone, headset and anything else with me for my hammock session.

The only thing that interrupts me now is a toilet visit ..... but I'm not installing toilet facilities in the hammock.

I was actually walking this older dog, and getting impatient because it kept stopping to sit despite not seeming winded or stressed or anything being wrong, so I was like c'mon, c'mon, let's get moving -- we have to finish the walk...

But then I realised it was stopping at intersections and just, like, looking around casually. So I decided that rather than coax it onward I would wait with it.

We watched people going by, cars pulling in and out of driveways, listened to other dogs barking in the distance, sniffed at the wind whenever it picked up... I tried to figure out how many birds I could hear. It was really nice.

And then the dog seemed satisfied, so stood up and we continued our walk.

tl;dr a dog taught me how to chill tf out.

I do feel like this sometimes.

I wonder if this a sign of anything or if it's typical?

Banana hammocking is bad for your back.

You gotta lay in it diagonally.

That hammock looks a bit too big to me.