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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 18 hours ago

I... I do have this dream though.

Am I joke to you?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since it's not in the title, it's called Restory and it's on Steam with the Playtest feature, which is something that I haven't seen before. I guess it's like Open Beta but with a different name?
Anyway here's the link.
There's also a Restory on Itch but it looks to be unrelated.

[–] Aatube@thriv.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Request access and you’ll get notified when the developer is ready for more participants.

So, closed beta.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

I clicked the button and got in immediately. It's like an open closed beta.