He should try reaching across the aisle to compromise with the cancer.
this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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I thought he was trying that by letting him have some bone too
Ackshyully when you look up "ass cancer" on Wikipedia it redirects you to the page for anal cancer, not prostate cancer, which means that Joe Biden does not have ass cancer.
Now all we need to know is what an equally vulgar name for the prostate is, one that rolls off the tongue in the same way as "ass cancer".
It's not often I defend Biden, but it isn't his fault his G-spot is in his ass.
I swear I've seen or heard the prostate referred to as the love button somewhere, but Wiktionary only lists "clitoris" as a definition of that term, so I don't even know what.
balls cancer
Are you... sure about that one......???
Oh shit, that's where the pee is.
The perineum is sometimes called the taint
Both start with P but they're different body parts, I'm afraid.
The gritch, the gretch, the grundle, no man's land, the fleshy fun bridge
Can you please respect his right to choose ass cancer? He has the most experience so he's the most qualified for cancer of the ass
You are being harsh. His cancer is just a gaffe, ableit probably his final one.
but, ASS WE CAN...CER
The vast majority of Americans don't currently have ass cancer. It is very unrelatable and elitist.
Are you sure they don't? Most of them can't afford a doctor, so we can't know how many might have secret ass cancer.
“Look here fat, I think that a white man deserves ass cancer just as much as a poor man”
Weapona of ass destruction
It's a stutter!
It’s a tragedy that so often cancer strikes the young and sometimes it’s a tragedy when it instead strikes them when they’re old