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Unicorns except instead of a horn they have a random weapon sticking out of their head. (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Unicorn with an axe instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a polearm instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a gun instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a bazooka instead of a horn.

Don't mess with their forest.

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it just had an ear of corn? Would you still call it a unicorn? Or a corncorn?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Unicorn, but its just corn-man-khrush sticking outta their head.

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Nuclear tipped ICBM horn unicorn

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

unicorn with a sling instead of a horn and it trips a lot

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

US American unicorn = unigun i-cant

I choose the nunchuckorn

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Oh hell yeah.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Unicorn with nothing but the fist of a trained blackbelt horn.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everybody acts tough until the AK-47corns gallop by

[–] whiskers165@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Last night I had this post up while falling asleep and I kept trying to click the 'Unicorn with a gun instead of a horn.' and was really sad it didn't hyperlink to an image 😿