I want whatever these people are using to get to this headspace...
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¡Yo tambien! But then again I tried meth once and am not excited to repeat the next day.
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They need it for safety from that rogue lion on the left.
The dude has two lions. All year round.
Local Walmarts must be wild if they need this.
the punisher decals are canon. they want to be batman.
You know he's sitting at home, waiting for something to happen so he can whip out his loser mobile
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Cool truck, but why ??? It doesn't even have the utility that Trucks are usually famous for
The first thing to be abandoned as soon as the highways fill up with stalled/crashed/flooded cars.
Tell us you have a tiny peen, without telling us you have a tiny peen.
We body-shaming now ?
We're inconsiderate-shaming. We're i-don't-care-how-many-school-kids-i-have-to-wipe-off-my-front-bumper-in-order-to-look-cool-shaming
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Not enough people talking about Christmas Aslan over there behind the truck.
The Dumbmobile!
It's a sign that this man has an enormous penis and extremely large testicles ... probably cancer.
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These are the first people who would die in a real collapse, probably killing others as they go. I loved Mad Max and Car Wars too, but I know it's fiction.
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It has a built in magnifier to see the driver's penis/ clitoris.
Man. I know it's a terrible waste of space, energy consumption and all around douchey vehicle... But 6 year old me thinks it looks pretty cool
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I mean okay if it was built properly(these usually arent, just for road and not offroad) and the ownerr actually used it offroad, and the car would be banned on the road, it would be pretty cool. But all this is doing is having horrible fuel economy while being a pedestrian murdering machine.
"what is that thing" that is manifestation of parental lack of attention and affirmation.
I feel bad for the engine, with all that extra shit on it I’m sure it doesn’t help with power to weight. And in pretty sure that the rear axle isn’t a driven wheel so it’s basically a permanently attached trailer.
Surprisingly the rear axle is driven! I had to look this thing up to find out WTF it was.
https://www.soflocustom.com/inventory/custom-lifted-apocalypse-hellfire-1c6pjtag4tl152463/
I also don't like the truck but there are like 2 original thoughts in these comments. You're all as good as AI.
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Basing on the micropenis to truck ratio, I'm going with an educated guess of penis length of .0018 micrometers.
What’s with the weird archway over the front of the driveway? Is it getting married?
Christmas light arch using pvc pipe.
This is what the Merryweather assholes in GTA chase you in.
Theirs a dealer/fabrication company in Ft.Lauderdale FL that makes these, I don't recall the name as it was on holiday once.
After driving through those highways, it's really mad-max out there. I can see why you'd want one of these.
I'd say that Floridian trucks are evolving, but they don't believe in evolution. Satan himself must have left a gift.
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