The people I hate even more are the ones who wet their hands and then leave. Who the fuck are you even fooling? Everyone watched you not wash your hands, and now you are dribbling shit/piss water all over everything.
You know how bad glitter is? Pretend your hands got dipped in glitter glue. Rinsing ain't gonna get that shit off. You have to scrub with soap.
Please make it a trend to "own the libs"