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[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Speaking of rings, the one on the finger is a giveaway.,

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I've never actually seen goatsee so I'll take your word for it.

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything reminds me of her

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Yes.....her.....

[–] Emi@ani.social 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Who the fuck's rectum is open 2.5 inches at rest??

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The rectum is not the same as the anus.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It doesn't say at rest... ? It has to be wide enough for poop to pass through

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's the rectum part, not the anus. The anus is normally closed, except during defecation, sexual activity, etc.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah wtf are those hands

[–] mouseirl@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What about tubgirl?

Lemon party?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lemon party was another one I just heard about.

I saw tubgirl 🤮

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1 guy 1 jar

3 guys 1 hammer

Don't do it. Seriously.

[–] swearengen@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

1 guy 1 jar is pure art. Shows the strength, resolve, and sheer fucking hubris of the human condition. Highly recommend everyone viewing it at least once. Plus the guy lived and was quite proud of his, achievement.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 months ago

His interview about it is almost worse than the video.

i remember he had other videos too, i remember there was one with an orange

[–] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I still remember seeing it for the first time on a forum. Those were the days

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What happened to all the shock websites? I tried to revisit some, and they are all gone.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

censorship happened.

don't worry, it will make a grand resurgence like a festering pulsing orifice. once any of those "kosha" clones get passed the internet will be flooded with them again.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What happened was centralisation.

We moved from a web made up of lots of tiny websites hosted by individuals, to one of corporate-contolled mainstream social media.

And yes - those sites don't want any objectionable content because that's not good for revenue.

It's censorship, but only made possible because we all collectively decided we would spend our entire Internet browsing time on the same five massive websites, and let them control what we see.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

  • Liz Lemon's father Dick on 30 Rock
[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're doing yourself a disservice. It's just a butthole.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

buttholes can't hurt you

some one who clearly has never had a lifetime of goatse trauma built up.

before the rickroll was the goatse.

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Everything reminds me of him...

[–] edg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

100%. I think just a vertical flip of the image would do it. Otherwise anatomically difficult to pull off.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, ring is on the left side always.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goatse, we meet again 🥰

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It even got the ring 😄

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am unwilling to check if this website still exists!

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Looks like some solid brioc.... fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Goatse, you were a king, a true god amongst men, may your glorious asshole yawn open for all time

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Comrade sharkfucker coming in hot as always. You're not alone OP, we are all doomed

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, COME ON!

I went a couple of years without thinking of that. Merry fucking Christmas, y’all

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The decision to keep the ring on. Nice.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Isn't couronne in the Warhammer fantasy world?

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