JoeTheSane

Cheesesteaks and yeungling

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

I had a friend whose dog had 5 puppies in his 1BR apartment. The smell of urine was bad enough that it choked you and made your eyes water. This house must be a toxic nightmare

A friend of mine turned me on to pineapple and peanut butter on my burger. It is weirdly amazing.

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

This just gets more wrong the longer you look at it.

Well fuck Nvidia, then.

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

Dick Van Dyke and Dolly Parton are the real American royalty.

I’m thankful that I found a good place to volunteer, a local historical mill and farm. I get to take care of the sheep and learned how to trim their hooves. Soon we will be building a wood shop on the premises and later rebuilding the dam, millrace, and gristmill!

Button first, then zipper, then put on pants.