I do aspire to reincarnate as a bird. To be cute and to have this rizz
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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speak for yourself; my milkshake brings plenty of boys of my yard. lol
Prove it. I need you to rapidly scream and jump side to side for a solid hour, please.
Fabulous
yeah but can some flashy bird post?
I'm posting right now and I've got rizz for days
And those days were in September of last year or something.
No
But do you?
Of course I do, you can't prove I don't
It's a good thing we don't post personal images because if I did, you'd all be so infatuated with my appearance I'd have to beat you all off with a stick
A STICK
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Twink death is real 
NO IT ISN'T THE TWINK IS IN YOUR HEART YOU CAN BE CUTE AT ANY AGE
Aww thanks Dirt