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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve been holding a pencil and legibly writing for over 30 years and I still have no fucking idea how people write this nicely.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because this isn't "writing", it's art.
If you slowed down and purposely beautified your writing it would look a lot better (especially with practice) but you, like me, probably write as fast as you can and don't care. lol

[–] dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Just take some ayahuasca.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I guess whatever part of my brain that can convert ‘writing’ to ‘art’ doesn’t work, because I spent a considerable amount of time as a child desperately trying to learn decorative handwriting! Going slowly makes it wobbly AF, and going quickly makes it sloppy, and I never could find the middle.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The trick is that most of the magic comes from the hands, not the brain. When I self taught calligraphy, I spend a long time just practicing drills. Pages and pages of lines, circles and isolated letters, where I was honing my muscle memory to be able to keep the pen at the correct angle throughout a stroke, or to make a stroke quickly enough that it looks smooth and not wobbly, but slow enough that it was still correctly aligned.

The brain-knowledge came afterwards. That's why, even after years of not practicing calligraphy, I'm still decent at doing some halfway pretty writing. Whoever wrote the phrase in the OP must be at this point too, because writing in snow on a car window will obviously use very different hand and arm movements compared to writing on paper.

I also futilely spent a lot of time trying to write in a pretty manner when I was in school. I eventually gave up and felt like someone like me, who is not particularly artistic, just isn't cut out for it. When I actually picked up calligraphy, some years later, I clicked with it surprisingly well precisely because I'm not an artist. It felt more like a technical skill, and I enjoyed the zen of just following the instructions for a particular script, and doing the drills.

I realised that part of my mistake in school was that I had been trying to jump straight to the level of being able to write in a decorative way. I only got good enough that I could do freehand, decorative style lettering when I had become proficient in 3 or 4 different calligraphy scripts. The only reason why it feels like the "writing" -> "art" conversion part of your brain doesn't work is because it needs to learn through your hands.

If you'd be interested to give it a go, a pen that I loved learning with (and still use today whenever I want to be a bit fancy) is the Pilot Parallel. They come in a variety of sizes and are a super accessible way to be able to start learning a wide variety of scripts without the stress of things like dip pens. The swirly writing featured in the OP would tend to involve using a flex nib, which does typically require dipped ink, so I didn't even touch that stuff for years, despite being enamoured with the pretty swirls. This is the book I learned from, and if I were to go back and try to regain some of the "hand-knowledge" I've lost over the years, this is what I'd return to.

I liked doing calligraphy because it allowed me to feel artistic without actually being all that creative. It's also pretty great for gifts. "Half uncial" is pretty similar to the script used in Lord of the Rings, and isn't too hard, so I used that to make a thing with one of her favourite lines from the book. Another friend got a postcard with "FUCK" written in fancy, gothic capitals. It took a while to get to that point, but it was pretty cool once I was.

Thanks for the detailed response and recommendations for getting started! The technical aspects of calligraphy are what appeal to me about it as well, which is sort of a running theme with the artistic hobbies I have (ex: weaving). I’ve been trying to get back into physical journaling, so this is probably a good thing to add on top of it.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you thought about taking calligraphy courses? That could be fun!

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I did a quick search for some in person classes, but unfortunately the only one near me is to teach Chinese calligraphy! Which would probably be more useful if I read Chinese, lol. I’ll stay on the look out for some, that does sound interesting.

[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck summer and heat. Thermoregulation is impossible for me in the summer and I'm miserable, winter I can be cozy every single day.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can always add more layers. Theres only so many you can take off.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

this is why I hate going to the office. I can't work in 24°

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 27 points 2 days ago

Winter is fantastic and snow is lovely and look at all the nice things you can do with it, now go inside and drink your damn cocoa, and pour some damn cognac in there too because you god damn deserve it ok? Ok.

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I love winter. I can finally be comfortable.

Fuck summer.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago

No fucking way.. Am in the northeast US.. gimme at least two weeks of sub-zero (in farenheits) weather so the cold can kill the black fly eggs.

Because again, northeast and of course.. Fuck Black Flies.

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Gorgeous lettering!

[–] texture@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

this is the sort of thing that looks so easy and then i give it a go and an extremely scuffed dickbutt happens instead.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Points for penmanship

[–] salacious_coaster@feddit.online 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Come on over to the Western US. Apparently we don't do winter here anymore.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s how it feels in Ontario.

I don’t think it’s gotten below -20 this winter.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

it got to -19 a couple times so far this year for me

of course, a few days later it was above zero again

but hey, we finally had snow on Christmas again!

Meh. Cold doesn't bother me too much. But it being dark at 4:30? Yeah, that can get fucked.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I love winter, snow and cold. I also hot, warm summers with lots of sunshine, and even everything between those two. I have the most based opinion. Dying on this hill.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Come down to Texas! We've got:

  • Drought

  • Cow Farts

  • 83°F Christmas

  • Flammable drinking water

  • Breakfast Tacos

  • Cowboy Police

  • Confederate Flags

  • Pokey Plants

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I love winter

I love snow

I'm heartbroken that snow will disappear from this world

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then give it to us!

Me, closer to the equator

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope, you're only going to get hotter, sorry.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then why am I still single?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Because everyone else is also getting hotter.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Someone is really good at fingering.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

you learn to just enjoy the current season. It’s only around once a year.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago

this is why i love winter

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile I'm thinking about how I could move to spitzbergen so I got it dark and cold the entire day.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

laughs in 42 degrees C heat and wildfires

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

right? a US friend of mine messaged me the other day “is VIC on fire?”… like… na, and actually this summer has been pretty mild so far lol. i haven’t even seen a single melting road!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

It’s mild now but everyone needs to clean the ash off their cars.