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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 53 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It’s called queefhopping

[–] mitkase@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was ice-kegeling.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Short and curling.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!

[–] noretus@crazypeople.online 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You win the internet for today.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dammit, your mom got out and she's pogoing again.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends

I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe she's legless and going for a hop.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Up north some people call it a "moose knuckle"

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Ah true. I don't hear the term often enough to properly remember.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, what the hell are they?

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Hoof prints I believe

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] specimen@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

My .... nevermind.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

"Vajankle" is not a word I needed to learn ever.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

.......out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think "OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!!"

[–] mitkase@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

1000002933

what did I just see?!

[–] wioum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Water is the source of life

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I thought the sun was the source of life.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

For the first time in my life I hope to god that is AI generated

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Damn was convinced this was a mick man post

[–] Toes@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

Ah it's a rare snail trail 🐌

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago