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The capture the points tf2 sound when a point gets captured and exactly the “Time has been added” one

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

that sound that the boss health bar makes when you enter the arena in classic megaman. complete with the lead into the boss music

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] hefty4871@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

You're welcome

[–] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hey, you. You're finally awake ...

Alternatively: There's always a way in - Chinese Hacker from CnC Generals

Cha-ching! - Tanya from CnC Red Alert 1/2

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Toaster ding

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Final Fantasy victory tune.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Rising up: Pac-Man entrance song On the decline: the Pac-Man dead sound

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

IMAX jingle

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

"bomb has been planted"

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 1 week ago
[–] username968142@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Slide whistle.

Works for both ways.

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[–] Jerkingass@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.

[–] drev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

M1 Garand ping

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm shocked how far I had to scroll to find Wayne's world...and having an existential crisis at his quickly time moves 😅

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm afraid the existential crisises will only increase in frequency the older you get 😭 I still feel like 2010 was a few years ago 😭😭

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

For example how the fuck was Anchorman 22 released years ago 🤷

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alarm sound from Kill Bill

dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

When you flick the door stopper spring.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.

"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.

[–] TASchwitters@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago

WoW group finder ready alert.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 8 points 1 week ago

It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda

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