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I don't care that food is unaffordable. I don't care if my kid has to go into crippling debt for an education. I don't even care that I can't afford to fight my wife's cancer, so she just died. I will not share my water fountain.

"At least 1,177 people were killed by police in 2025. How many of them 1,177 are now domestic terrorists"

This timeline fucking sucks. Now the ghosts are becoming terrorists?

It pains me that the only way I can refute this is that it probably wouldn't be worth the money to neurologically enslave soldiers since we're pretty fucking close to just having tech that kills way more people for less money.

I don't think he's as stupid as we all think he is. Well, I do and I don't. Ever have a friend who just got musical theory from a young age? Trump is a grade A dumbass except when it comes to being a calculated piece of shit. I've never seen anyone more successfully opportunistic with dipping their toes into what they can get away with than him. It's honestly an impressive, albeit morally bankrupt skill.

The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.

There's that poorly executed strawman that's all you have! Hooray!

"I'm not wading into that conversation."

Immediately wades into conversation.

I feel like this meme has grown way beyond anyone having read the White Ninja comic.

Our country. We're fucking people unwillingly together!

So you truly believe that 1/3 of American voters didn't vote in protest?

"I'm not wading into that conversation."

Immediately wades into conversation.

Are you under the impression 1/3 of Americans made academic decisions to protest poor candidates by not voting?

1/3 of Americans didn't vote because they're uneducated, lazy slobs. Stop fooling yourself.