Anomalocaris

my state of despair

phones need to implement personal:

if you are calling to make cancel change appointments press 1

if you are calling to share updates press 2

if you are calling about those 20$ you owe me, press 3 for venmo info

...

i want it

they tried to replace him with butters.

in The majority of South park episodes, he doesn't die.

wish they kept that running joke

I would like to step off this timeline please

for conservatives it's only wrong if the child can consent

maybe I'm cynical, but he always gave me the wrong vibes.

like I'm waiting for the revelation that he did something terrible.

I get the same vibes from blippy, I hated when my ex let my kids watch it in unlimited autoplay.

sus

yhea, recycling plastic garbage into microplastics.

not sure if it's an improvement.

hate speech laws make sense.

but was asking specifically about the US, which was stupid because the article is about the UK

We could then use vampires to determine who owns a house, if a house is abandoned for a while and there are squatters.

the squaters and legal owner invite vampires in, if the legal owner vampire cant, he looses the right to the house, if the squatter's vamp cant get in, they get evicted.

does that mean that a vampire doesn't need permission to enter a house if he rents a bulldozer?

here we go again