Auk

joined 1 month ago
[–] Auk@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago

When a Ma and a Pa fell in love, they coupled in a steamy limited liability relationship. Then they made love—back then we called it “making love”—and three fiscal quarters later, they would welcome a newborn shoppe into the world. Then everyone watched PBS and went to bed without locking their doors.

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thou shall not, not, probably assist. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Auk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

God bless symbolic rebukes.

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Always putting country before party 🎉

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And snapdragons.

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] Auk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

🙈🙉🙊

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They’re giving off mixed signals

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Auk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Doesn’t Elaine Benes play her in the Marvel movies?

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he was blackout drunk at the time and he doesn’t remember sending it now, is he culpable when he’s sober? No. Clearly not. The buck stops somewhere.

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