Bishma

joined 2 years ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

I used to stare at that screensaver for so long as a teenager. And I wasn't stoned.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the night before a due date for if not starting the project?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to introduce Node 4-7 to Ned the nanite from MST3k. He doesn't go to the john without a service order.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called "Dairy Queen Braizer" sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Let's be real, those helmets were designed to frame George Kirk's glorious mustache.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30's. Now there's a fuzzy threshold where I'm OK, but there's a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, "it's all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina."

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago

It just exists. It's not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Not names, just adjectives.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

They're even the right colors for my 6.5lb spotted lady and 14lb orange torpedo

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

It was a joke. I feel like we're all living Brazil 2.

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