Bougie_Birdie

Being miserable all the time sure is turning me into a miserable person.

I'm supposed to be a silly goose dammit

I got back together with an old tabletop group recently.

Five or six years ago we wrapped up the campaign we were running to take a little break. Scheduling became tricky, a couple of people were expecting their first child and some others were starting new jobs. Without a common meeting, the group just kind of faded out.

Anyway, a couple months back I bump into one of the players and we start talking. Shortly after that, he starts up a new group chat trying to get the band back together.

My mental health has been an absolute shitshow the last several years, so I really agonized over whether I wanted to try to get back together or embrace the solitude that I desperately crave for my free time. Well, I went against my initial judgment and it's been awesome playing with likeminded people again.

A couple of friends still can't really make it, the schedule is too difficult with young kids. But we brought in a couple new players too and the funny thing is that even with new people it still feels like old times.

You're just in time for Swamp Witch September

I used to think the Chads I work with made more work for me. Now I realise the Chads already figured out that the job is bogus and you get paid the same either way

Management is always running a skeleton crew. If everyone gave 110% then that would become the new target. Worse, they'd make 120% the new target and lay someone else off

Giving a solid 60% is enough for my boss to think I'm doing a decent job while not screwing my coworkers. In a crisis, you can turn it up to 80% and suddenly you're a rockstar

Everyone should be acting their wage. We need more Chads in the workforce to remind management what they should actually expect of their staff

I think in Cube it was razor wire, but they may have upgraded to lasers for Cube 2

Former influencer couldn't resist one more chance to post about their life.

It's a good message overall, but with a healthy dose of irony

Is there a Ralph's near here?

Credit where it's due, around the time Dying Light 1 came out, Roger Craig Smith was lending his voice to Chris Redfield, one of the more iconic zombie guys from Resident Evil.

My favorite Redfield moment was when, without a shred of irony, he talks smack about the villain acting like a comic book villain. Then in the same breath, he punches a six-ton boulder into submission.

Dying Light also really kinda shook up the zombie slaying dynamic with parkour. It seems like a fairly minor thing now, but that freedom of movement was a pretty big deal at the time, even if it was pretty janky.

Narratively, I agree that Crane isn't a very strong character. He's a dime-a-dozen government goon turned idealist. I don't even remember how the story ends, or even most of the major beats except for a couple of major characters.

But at the time, to kick zombie butt while scooting around the rooftops and listening to Chris Redfield quip one-liners: those were special times even if it was a decade ago. They're probably trying to recapture that magic, but I don't know. It was lightning in a bottle and you can't always get that back

A duck!

Go into a garden and dig up a flower. The next person who comes by won't know what flower is missing, but they will still know that something is gone

Hey, this is the skin I use. Definitely one of the best!

I dig your style

If you're clumsy, you might be described as all thumbs.

Unless you're clumsy enough to get into a thumb-separating accident, then I guess you're no thumbs