Burninator05

He could give it away. But giving it away implies that you get nothing in return. He's trying to buy things illegally with it.

75 million are unwilling participants.

195 million are effectively as moronic as Trump voters.

A majority of Americans also didn't vote for Trump.

I don't have words to describe how much I would hate to use one of those. I already feel like I'm scratching the paper with the 0.5.

And...yea. You're right. I got my decimal point in the wrong place.

My handwriting is borderline illegible already and I find with the 1.0 pens I just end up with blobs of ink.

With a .07 ball. I don't tolerate .05 or .1 heretics in my G2 superiority worldview.

You only know the answer because you were there when the picture was taken.

They cracked the code to the elusice 30th trimester abortion.

She's figuring out why families 200 years ago had a dozen kids.

Of course. The legendary half man, half poop, half spider cryptid.

That's exactly the username a velocitaptor would pick.

I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn't pour bleach down an unconscious person's throat until after you've managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.