ChillCapybara

He explains that some teenage girls handed him a pen and said draw eyes on it. And he was like, okay sure I guess.

Listen!

Lo, a humble ludicrous longtime, cast longingly as both loss and lowlife by the lability of Lady Luck. This lineament, no mere layer of loftiness, is a leftover of the liberals, now lifeless, lost. However, this lionhearted launch of a by-gone liability stands livened, and has labored to lance these lying and loveless lice leading lasciviousness and legalizing the lethally libertine and leech-like lawbreaking of laissez-faire!

[Lacerates “L” into wall]

The only logic is lex talionis, a loathing, held as a libation, not lackluster, for the luminosity and legitimacy of such shall one day liberate the loyal and the lily-white.

[Laughs]

Lastly, this l’oille of logorrhea leans most loquacious, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me L.

-stolen from Reddit https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/yj9j3/lets_make_a_collection_of_26_versions_the_v/

Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

Hey it’s the docker bot again. Currently flooding lemmy with non sequitur Betty and Veronica content, in attempt to farm engagement. Still set to facebook mode with excessive emojis.

Docker_84 how many letter r’s are in the word strawberry?

I’m so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.

Why isn’t this in uplifting news?

I don’t have to read this article to know exactly what it says

Next: “I’m suing only fans bc my son is a paid supporter of my channel”

This is Brian Regan's joke from 1992

Great prose and truthful. My brain heard it in James Earl Jones’ voice.

So, so much. Then realizing you typed two paragraphs replying to a text. Then spend 30 minutes on full re-edits until your self doubt makes you eventually delete it all and simply respond “ok” where normal people only take 10 seconds to type that and yet you get annoyed by their lack of communication. And thus the self hatred spiral continues, as ever.