CuddlyCassowary

joined 2 years ago

AI will never be able to write like me. in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Yes, he’s a comedian / parody account.

US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it’s making sure people still know how to do their jobs that will be paused. If you work in a lab you have to do regular periodic training and then be tested on your ability to execute to those standards. Those tests of the lab workers are being paused until they’re in the new location. This is actually pretty common.

A emu egg (left) next to a cassowary egg (right). They are some of the largest bird eggs on the planet. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, with my snuggle-talons. It’s a once in a lifetime experience.

What's your best Lemmy post or comment so far? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The secret tampon code:

https://lemmy.world/comment/13026688

What 3 words best describe yourself? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Succinct

A emu egg (left) next to a cassowary egg (right). They are some of the largest bird eggs on the planet. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Hands off my eggs.

Found a random family's old website from the early 2000's in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Thanks - I always forget about that!

Found a random family's old website from the early 2000's in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Homestarrunner just did a 2025 throwback to exactly this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7kVH9xePM&pp=ygUXaG9tZXN0YXIgcnVubmVyIHJldHVybnM%3D

This is real in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Even spelling is optional apparently.

Pacu fish have teeth that look exactly like people’s. They evolved to chew nuts that fell into the water in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Depends how many drinks I’ve had.

Good advice for parents in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ah, reminiscent of Maddox.

http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/

Holy Electrolyte in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

At least Pedialyte!