Des

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

comrade bee

[–] Des@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he might just not want the Sauron's eye of the white house vengeance machine to turn onto him, and saying whatever sounds good to be ignored

[–] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

human perception of time slows down as you receive novel inputs that create new memories

[–] Des@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago
[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ohhhhh so a money laundering white collar op turns into "china is rounding up all the boy love authors" after being allowed to stew in the Propaganda Pot.

(also I have no idea how I cross posted this to the same comm I posted it in)

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol. a book tour the likes humanity has never witnessed before, truly one to be written about in legendary sagas

[–] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

yeah i thought about this exact thing after I posted that. I can already see the gears turning on reddit and shit as the libs prepare themselves to "liberate the oppressed women" (i guess from their lives)

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

also don't forget Aaron Bushnell, a different kind of Luigi but important nonetheless

[–] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

handcuffs? nah let's just go full Folsom street fair. at least have some fun with it

[–] Des@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

holy shit it's amazing a person can be so utterly, pathetically wrong about a subject they obviously know nothing about.

it's like you sought out pure, distilled bullshit. I mean the blackest, gooiest, smelliest, steaming pile of it and just dug in with the biggest spoon you could find

just moaning and rolling around in your own filth, sucking down that shit, rubbing it in your hair

PIGPOOPBALLS <---- this is too good for you.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ahhh ok more nuanced but still shit. personally I can't wait for China to shake off the rusty chains of social conservatism and adopt Cuba's family code or their own version of it.

plus it will fuck with the ACP nazbol types and technofeudalists that think China is some kind of model anti-woke hyper productive state

[–] Des@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

can't wait for the power to go out during a wet bulb event in July so a CEO can snort lines of cocaine as his AI double hallucinates a meeting

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