ElJefe

joined 2 years ago
[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

And in turn realizing you will continue to look worse as time goes on, which means you currently look as good as you ever will.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Do you mean nauseous?

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol it’d be funny if Canada took Point Roberts, thus starting Canada’s assimilation of the US as our next territory/province

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago
[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck bezos, fuck amazon… however, let’s say you get a bag of fudgesicles at Daddy’s Cornerstore, made by, I dunno, Your Mom™️. Well, Your Mom™️ made a bad batch of fudgesicles that’ll make you shit your pants after 3 licks of fudgesicle. You may take the fudgies back to Daddy’s, but Daddy’s isn’t responsible for what Your Mom™️ did wrong in the process of making fudgesicles, so Your Mom™️ is responsible for the safety of the product that they made. That’s how it works everywhere else, isn’t it?