Elaine

joined 2 years ago
[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

A) Play up my auspicious naked arrival as supernatural and attempt to live as the wisest person in the area. I’ll speak in Spanglish and mystify them!

B) The jig is up, I’m wearing a neon shirt so anyone in the area will spot me and wonder wtf I am doing staring at a little thing in my hand. I’d do the best a pocha can to speak the two or three words of Quechua I learned on vacation, then attempt to make their lives better, and educate them to the best of my abilities.

C) My partner and cats are coming too! Same as above but with the benefit of lots of science, tech, and medical books. I’d be so much happier to have my partner, cats, and my own hovel to retreat to.

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Wishing you the best!

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

QrXiv? Someone please explain to my smooth brain what’s going on?

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Early cat stacking!

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Who is the guy strung up on the right?

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Looking at you, Adobe.

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago

My hamb eating a bit of salmon

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You monster! Is it a new phone?

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago

This is my philosophy. I credit George Carlin for summarizing it with “People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Sega Bodega - Deer Teeth

 
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