Goblinmancer

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[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Its worth playing, its like vtmb without combat, although theres jankiness in the game handling events/quests taking in the same place. Its still being patched so just make sure to save often. Its annoying because theres lack of online info. Theres 4 romance options but if you want a happy romance theres only 2 viable romance.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

cabernet ending spoilers

As soon as vampire sunscreen becomes real she will be president then press the "reinstate the ussr" button. Hell maybe her "friend" just revives Lenin.

I know the epilogue is mostly an extra fun thing but I wished the game wasn't afraid to specify which nation/state the game is set on (considering the talk about revolution probably part of USSR). Considering in that universe the knowledge of vampirism is actually open secret among government officials, she and her vampire buddies probably got sanctioned by the soviets to just go full sicko-fem on nazis during 1936-1945.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

"Strength is Unity" Yeah hating brown people for existing is unity. amerikkka-clap

At least this game calls out acab for worshipping NYPD to the point the media refuses to report corruption because we must "support the troops".

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Mercs in fantasy settings: "ahahahahaha guys we are pretty chill, the real gold were the friends we made along the way."

Mercs in sci fi/modern settings: "I LOVE WAR I LOVE WAR CRIMES I LOVE DESTROYING PEOPLES LIVES AND CULTURE!!!!!"

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look if im like an elite person i would never trust someone a bodyguard from a "praetorian" firm

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Cabernet is an interesting game it that it encourages you to be #darkwoke vampire (steal money from the rich and get "nihilism" points and then use said money to fund peasant education and get "humanity" points)

Very cool game unfortunately got that vtmb curse so it has plenty of jankiness.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

40k RPG speech skill checks.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

He ate a bee???

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Finishing old skies and honestly i have mixed feelings about that game now

rantJust dissapointed that the game doesnt end with the british lady sabotage the time travel company that lets the rich recklessly change the past for petty reasons and lets other people to get literally wiped from the timeline. Instead in the end she times travel back to save her soulmate then she and her wife gets time wiped at the end. The message is "just because something is historically insignificant and replacable doesnt mean its worthless" which is a fine message on its own, but the events that plays out feels like defeatist bullshit that only happened because oh no fighting corps is cliche therefore we shall accept corporate overlords controlling TIME itself.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guy whose reponse towards "america has only fictional heroes like spongebob" is "hell yeah brother Spongebob Squarepants is a true Hero"

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Playing Old Skies right now (a new time travel point click game) and

spoilerThe protagonist ends up aiding crime like minions at every level is she gonna help George Bush do 911?

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Time travelers be like "nooo we cant kill hitler that would change the timeline too much!!!" meanwhile their time machine scared a single butterfly causing a mega death tornado to happen.

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